You're thinking, "You are a horrible father for being more excited about a movie and an album than your own son's birthday." You're probably right.
That spine-tingling fear that strikes when a family member finds you on Facebook.
Today's comic, "Shields Down," demonstrates how many teachable moments there are in life. Even for insufferable, know-it-all teenagers.
I learned a valuable lesson while playing Injustice 2, the new superhero fighting game from NetherRealm Studios: never, ever underestimate the little one.
How bad is my social anxiety? I'd skip my own funeral if I could.
Happy Mother's Day to all you moms! You deserve hazard pay and a spa treatment. Or at least cheerful children and helpful husbands for one day a year.
My mother-in-law is a Thrift Sale Terminator. If you're in the market for an army of stuffed animals and 50 copies of Pajama Sam, I can hook you up.